Slick Willy Caught Napping and Snoring During Hillary’s Speech

That’s quite alright, Bill, her talking points weren’t really talking points at all. We were just as bored as you and everybody else were as well; so don’t take it personally. Never mind Hillary’s nosy VP candidate giving you the evil eye while you were sleeping, it is none of his business. How rude could he possibly get? Hillary needs a rude Vice President about as much as she needs a faithful husband, so don’t let that bother you. I mean, it hasn’t bothered her all the time the two of you have been together, why should it start bothering her now?

Maybe next time, she could spice up her introduction a little to get the crowd warmed-up?




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